Posts Tagged ‘birthday’

Drake’s Album Release Date & My Weekend Update

Posted 29 Mar 2010 — by Vee
Category Monday TOT

Today is: Monday

Today’s Rating: 8

Time I Awoke: 2:56PM

Last Beverage: Water

Last Song Heard: None

Time for a TOT:

So, it’s been a while but we meet again. I just survived a serious weekend of jamming and blunt rotations and all that good shit.

In 2 days I went through 2 packs of Chocolate Phillys and 1 pack of Century Sam’s. Jesus.

Anyway, the occasion? My birthday! Yup, had all my homies come to my apartment and we just got fucked up, rapped and chilled out!

Thanks to everyone that was there :) you guys made it all jokes and shit!

Special thanks to CWE and purple n r.i.p. my styrofoam for a bit. hahah

In other news! Drake’s debut album Thank Me Later now has a release date which is May 25th! So be sure to pick that up when it comes out!

Just a Thought on The Weekend & Today.

Best Birthday Gift Ever

Posted 26 Mar 2010 — by Vee
Category Friday TOT

Today is: Friday

Today’s Rating: 8.5

Time Right Now: 1:30PM

Last Beverage: Water

Last Song Heard: Out Here by Pendulum

Time for a Vape and a TOT:

Nope, it wasn’t a toke, it was a vape. Some of you are like, “How? You didn’t have one before, you never ‘Vaped n a TOT’ before!?” Well you would be correct. But as my birthday approaches (2 days to be exact), and as you already know my impatience, I received my gift from my girlfriend last night.

I literally had no idea what it could possibly be cause when she asked me what I wanted, I told her I didn’t want anything and that I’d appreciate it a lot if she didn’t get me anything.

There really wasn’t anything I wanted, BESIDES a vaporizer. Which is really expensive if you want a proper one. I just didn’t expect to get one as I labeled it a luxury and a future purchase when the funds became available.

And she fuckin got it for me. And for the first time I fell asleep before 4am thanks to the vape. Not only that but it gets you mad blem. I had to use it again today so that I did. And its safe to say it’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten so far.

ANNNNNND! My mother fucking iPhone covers came too! I finally got them! I’ve waited foreeeever.

So yeah so far, good day. And it’s Friday. And tomorrow is my day to celebrate my birthday with all my niggaz.

It’s so weird cause I made that post earlier about which method of smoking weed gets you highest.

Just a Thought On Today

I Have No Patience

Posted 22 Mar 2010 — by Vee
Category Monday TOT

Today is: Monday

Today’s Rating: 5

Time Right Now: 6:49PM

Last Beverage: Water

Last Song Heard: Have It Your Way – Red Cafe ft. Drake

Time for a TOT:

I do not possess the capacity to tolerate delay.

Okay so 11 days ago I placed an order on Ebay to buy a few screen protectors for my iPhone. The seller told me I’d receive it within 3-7 business days. As I said, I ordered these 11, almost 12 days ago. I’m still waiting and the stupid guy will not answer my e-mails.

I’m getting impatient as he lives like an hour away and it shouldn’t take this long to mail!

Fuck I mean, I ordered this product, then a few days later I cancelled my cable/internet as of April 30 (I’m moving.) and I got the bill for that (DELIVERED TO A DIFFERENT ADDRESS BTW) before I get my fucking protectors!

Like come on! It shouldn’t take this long! Throw them in a damn envelope and let’s fucking GO !

UGHH. I guess I’ll just have to wait until tomorrow…not to receive them, but to check the mailbox…AGAIN..

As you can tell, I am very impatient. My birthday is in 6 days and I am hustling my girl to let me open my gifts already because my patience is THAT limited.

Oh, might I add that I have a 24 for this Saturday already and I’m DYING to drink some?

Fuck patience! Patience is for doctors! I have too much to wait for, and not enough to keep me occupied while I wait!

Just a Thought On Today

March 10, 2010 Chuck Norris Turned 70

Posted 11 Mar 2010 — by Vee
Category Thursday TOT

Today is: Thursday

Today’s Rating: 8

Time Right Now: 12:32AM

Last Beverage: Water

Last Song Heard: In The City – Jae Millz ft. Lil Wayne and Short Dawg

Time for a Toke and a TOT:

That’s right. The man we all fear turned 70 yesterday. If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he still has more money than you. There is still only  another fist behind his beard, not a chin. And he can still win at “Jumanji” without ever saying the word by beating the shit out of everything that comes at him, causing the game to forfeit. 

Some of you may be wondering, “What is Chuck Norris’ secret to a long, healthy life?!”

Well, the answer is simple. Chuck Norris doesn’t have normal white blood cells like everyone else.. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That’s why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

You should tell your kids not to look in the closet for the Boogeyman any longer, because Chuck Norris still lives.

Just a TOT

I had a picture of Chuck Norris here, but I keep getting angry e-mails from people whose monitors have been cracked via roundhouse upon scrolling down so I had to take it off. Enjoy the cute kitten.

Lil Wayne Going to Jail and Haters

Posted 01 Mar 2010 — by Vee
Category Monday TOT

Today is: Tuesday
Today’s Rating: 9
Time I Awoke: 1:40PM
Last Beverage: Orange Juice
Last Song Heard: On To The Next One – Jay Z

Last Beverage: Kirkland Waterbottle

Last Song Heard: I’m So Paid – Akon ft. Lil Wayne

Time for a Toke and a TOT:

Well it’s a pretty shitty day. It shouldn’t be because I mean its the first of March which means only 28 days till my birthday. But its shitty because Wayne is going to jail tomorrow for 1 year after his 3 week extension due to dental surgery. I know Wayne records music all day every day, and I know that he will be releasing tons of tracks while he’s sitting for a little while. I just like to see the videos of him being his usual self on the set of a music video or at his home on Lil Twist’s UStream. Call me obsessed or whatever you want, but he really is like the coolest person… If you disagree then I advise you watch The Carter Documentary, The Nino Brown Story Part 1 & 2, or any YouTube interview of him. I am so tired of people saying he is an idiot and just a dumb ass rapper and all that. I once had someone saying to me all day “oh he’s shitty, he’s stupid, he’s this, he’s that…” and I told him just listen to a song of his, read some lyrics off the internet while you hear the song and take in the genius of his rapping abilities. Then watch an interview with him and you will notice he is not only good at rapping, but he is a regular, educated, intelligent human being. I challenge anyone who disagrees with me to follow the instructions I just gave and you will at the very least have a second thought about it the next time you go to talk shit about him. The only reason you wouldn’t think that Lil Wayne isn’t a genius is because you don’t understand the metaphors and play on words and all the other lyrical elements he uses in his verses. It is really not that difficult to understand. He uses metaphors and similes and sometimes they are relating back to a slang term or something that you might not know about if it isn’t used in your area. If you take my advice and read the lyrics while you listen to a song of his, you will be able to pause it and try to understand it rather than ignorantly stating he sucks without even taking the time to listen to him properly.

I would also like to remind everyone that Lil Wayne existed LONG before The Carter III came out. So I recommend that before you go talking shit about him being mainstream and all that, you must recognize the fact that he was unknown and underground rapping for years and years, putting out albums and doing small shows. It took quite a while for Lil Wayne to get recognized and I happened to be one of the few people who followed him way back basically since his beginning. If you have heard any of Lil Wayne’s recent music, and did not like it or even feel strongly enough to hate on him for it, perhaps you should listen to the shit he came out with years ago when he was still in his teens and early 20’s.

You may be surprised enough to have a change of heart.

Anyways, that has been bothering me a bit, and this is only the tip of the ice burg on this topic. I can guarantee you will see several more rants on haters and such because it gets on my nerves and here is where I will complain as it takes part during my day. :)

Just a TOT

Lil Wayne