Today is: Thursday
Today’s Rating: 8
Time Right Now: 12:32AM
Last Beverage: Water
Last Song Heard: In The City – Jae Millz ft. Lil Wayne and Short Dawg
Time for a Toke and a TOT:
That’s right. The man we all fear turned 70 yesterday. If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, he still has more money than you. There is still only another fist behind his beard, not a chin. And he can still win at “Jumanji” without ever saying the word by beating the shit out of everything that comes at him, causing the game to forfeit.
Some of you may be wondering, “What is Chuck Norris’ secret to a long, healthy life?!”
Well, the answer is simple. Chuck Norris doesn’t have normal white blood cells like everyone else.. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That’s why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
You should tell your kids not to look in the closet for the Boogeyman any longer, because Chuck Norris still lives.
Just a TOT
I had a picture of Chuck Norris here, but I keep getting angry e-mails from people whose monitors have been cracked via roundhouse upon scrolling down so I had to take it off. Enjoy the cute kitten.
